Snackin’ Off — Watermelon Jolly Ranchers Pop Tarts

I will admit that giving a Thumbs Middle to these Pop Tarts seems crazy. But I think Your Boy KFC’s outright slander of Jolly Ranchers put me into a weird place. I will go to my grave saying that Watermelon Jolly Ranchers are a Hall of Fame candy and one of the big heavy hitters when trading candies on Halloween. For him to dismiss that flavor had me feeling a bit defensive. But I stand by my rating. If you don’t like Jolly Ranchers because you chew on them like a savage instead of sucking on them, you may have this type of reaction.

But these Pop Tarts are actually a pretty fair representation of that glorious, artificial watermelon flavor. To hate on that would be hating on Watermelon Jolly Ranchers. Something I will never, ever, everrrrrrrr do.