SHARK VLOG: Marbury Got Devoured by the Mormon Megalodon and Ponytail in his Final Shark Tank Appearance

THE MIRACLE BEFORE THANKSGIVING BROUGHT TO YOU BY PONY TAIL! Marbury’s last game in the Shark Tank ever did not disappoint.

This game actually happened a few weeks ago (as I’m sure you know from the Starbury/Fredette confrontation going viral) but I don’t think Stoolies are super concerned with up-to-the-minute Chinese Basketball updates as long as every time I drop a Shanghai Shark video it brings the electricity.

By the way, Jimmer recently had 3 50+ games over the course of a week and a half and is averaging 40.1 points a game this season. Not a bad time to cop  a “Lets Go Sharks” ugly christmas sweater when they go on sale tomorrow night during our Black Friday sale. People forget everything is going to be 20% off. #LETTSGOOSHAARRKKSS