Francis Goes Tits Out For The Topless March

Did you guys know that in some parts of the country, women are not afforded the same topless rights as men? For example, in Utah, I can jog down the street with my boobies bouncing to and fro, but a woman has to keep her sweater puppies under lock and key. This is a DESPICABLE perversion of justice. As such, I joined the Go Topless march last weekend to protest the lack of equality regarding topless rights in America. It was amazing how many elderly Asian men turned out to document the event with expensive camera equipment.