An 18 Year-Old Intern Accidentally Tweeted Out His Bosses Cell Phone Number and Instagrammed His Privates- You'll Never Guess What Happens Next

By now you may be a ware of how our 18 year-old intern Billy Football screwed the pooch, or as he puts it, “Beefed up” this week. On Tuesday afternoon, Billy Football instagramed my dick and tweeted out my cell phone number in what will go down as the worse 15 minute on-the-job performence of all time notwithstanding the Atlanta Falcons 4th quarter of the Superbowl.

For awhile I was upset. Number 1 because i was getting phonecalls, facetimes, and texts every 2 second’s (very few of which were nudes), and number 2 because cricket wireless simply isnt equipped to handle that type of overload. Ultimately, we decided not to fire Billy for two innocent, albeit highly preventable mistakes. The Chinese use the same word for crisis as opportunty according to the Simpsons , and in this case we see a huge learning opportunity not only for Billy, but for the entire Barstool office to educate themselfs about the hidden dangers of social media.

So Billy has been hard at work for the past day or two* creating a powerpoint and interviewing people on the street and procuring a cheese tray to set out during his big speech. Tune in a 2:30pm eastern time on facebook live where we will be livestreaming his presentation in its entirety. We will finish the powerpoint with a quiz and certification of completion for the course which may or may not fulfill continuing education requirements for lawyers and other real jobs.

Thanks and god bless,

PFT Commenter

*- Never mind: