Snackin’ Off – Orange Crush Pop Tarts

It seems like hybrids have been the hottest shit in the snacking streets for a few years now and Orange Crush Pop Tarts are no different. People love Pop Tarts and people love orange soda. So why not have them fuck and create a tasty treat, right? Well more times than not these hybrids aren’t able to hold up. It’s like a wrestling tag team with two superduperstars. It seems fun at first but ends up disappointing you.

To be fair, these orange Pop Tarts were better than expected. Then again, I also expected them to make me gag, so it’s not like I had huge expectations. But nonetheless, they got the thumbs middle from KFC and I, which means they aren’t really good or bad. They are just this Larry David gif in food form.