Asa And I Took Wedding Dance Lessons And Now We Can Do An Official Lift

In a video a couple of weeks ago Asa and I took a trek to Times Square to fetch a hatchimal from a seller on Craigslist. We thought we had pretty decent chemistry so why not kill 2 birds with 1 stone and give Craigslist another whirl while on Barstool’s dime? After an extensive search we came across an ad advertising stress-free Wedding Dance lessons. It was a match made in Heaven. Asa got to learn the 2-step, I guess? and I got to pretend I was married to Asa Akira for a couple of hours. We scheduled our fake wedding for January 14th, headed to the dance studio, and the rest is history. A destination wedding on a Saturday night in Hawaii might put me in the poor house so at least enjoy our sleek moves.