Smitty And Big Daddy Trent Get Into #TheClowning

Clowns. It’s what hot in the streets and hunting them is even hotter. Honestly, after seeing the lynch mobs going after these things at PSU and other places we were a little uneasy about this idea. We may have been less hesitant going blackface into a Black Lives Matter protest than going out as a creepy clown in this atmosphere. But we came out unscathed. The toddler who will be seeing Pennywise in his sleep till years of therapy sets him straight? Not so much. Don’t blame us, blame the parents who encouraged me to hiss in his face. #Content? Sure.

Sidenote: Genuinely funny when Trent has been reading Peter King for over a decade and finally gets to meet him…dressed as fucking Bozo.

Reminds me of the time Tim Meadows apathetically rolled into the office to do PMT and Big Cat came up to him and said “Hi, I’m Dan, I’m usually not dressed as a bird.” Tim Meadows was on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert the night before and now he was in a blog’s office talking to a grown man in a full Eagle costume. That’s the Barstool difference.

Also, FUCK makeup. It’s 4 days later and I still look like I should be cutting myself before rehearsal for a Green Day cover band.

Now get a shirt.