FLIRTING W/ FOOD IN MY TEETH!

Note to all dudes who actually attempt to get pussy instead of only caring about sports:

If you're ever talking to a girl and she has food in her teeth, you have to just suck up the awkwardness and tell her the truth. If you don't say anything, she'll end up more upset the second she looks into the bathroom mirror, knowing that she had been talking to you in the bar for the last hour with romaine in her teeth.

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