Generation XYZ Is The Blue Print For A Winning Playoff Team
Rumors were running rampant before The Dozen Trivia trade deadline that Generation XYZ was shopping around Jake Marsh in an attempt to fix the team after a 1-5 start to the season. Kelly Keegs to Gen XYZ became a hot rumor spreading through the trivia world grapevine. The deadline came and went for XYZ...
Crickets. Generation XYZ's biggest weakness is sports trivia from *the beginning of time - 2010*, and without Jake Marsh (the greatest in the office) Generation XYZ only gets worse at sports trivia when the team completely loses Jake's laser focused knowledge on sports from 2010 - present.
If XYZ traded, the only move that would make sense would be finding someone with more sports knowledge, not less. Acquiring Keegs would have made us an unstoppable force on celebrity mash-ups, Taylor Swift, and astrological signs, but high and dry when it comes to 13 seeds who played in the west regional bracket during the 2017 season. At the end of the day, this exact XYZ team went to the final 4 last season with the pieces we already have. When GEN XYZ is using all its perfectly layered generational knowledge, we are impossible to beat. THIS IS THE TEAM.
Last season XYZ beat the #1 Frankettes in the tourney, set a record for # of questions correct in a match against Chiclets, and this year XYZ will be the first team with a 1-5 start to make the Dozen Playoffs. BUT, if we want to make the playoffs it starts right here against Honkers, the team that knocked XYZ out of the Semi-finals last season.