My Greek Brethren Know How To Make A Good Diner-Style Burger & I'm Proud Of That

Yup. That's what us Greeks do. We rock the hell out of a diner-style burger and this bad boy was not exception. Was it worthy of the 4 ball echelon? Of course not, but all things considered for a little greek place in a shopping center on Long Island a 3.8 Balls is SPECTACULAR. Not to mention the White Castle-y onion ring was about as pleasant surprise as one can come across as those absolutely fuck. Only problem was the subpar tzatziki. A subpar tzatziki makes me sad. Well...not subpar, just a lot of cucumber and I'm very anti-cucumber.