If You're Gonna Name Your Burger The 'Super Saucy Secret Special Burger Madness Thing' It BETTER Be Just That

Now THAT is a name for a burger. I've reviewed a whole bunch of burgers in my day and yet there has been absolutely nothing quite even near the line of SUPER SAUCY SECRET SPECIAL BURGER MADNESS THING. And let me tell ya...does that not sound out of this world amazing? I mean I love things that are super saucy. I love secret special burgers. And I love madness things. All sound great! The only problem is the burger would have had to live up to the hype so I was hoping for at the very least a 4 Balls burger yet sadly I had to settle at 3.5. That's just something I had to do. Wasn't too proud of it. I absolutely do respect the personal bottle of ketchup though. That was beautiful.