It Pains Me To Say That Sometimes Pickles Can Simply Be Too Thick Cut

Holy pickle Batman! I have had an interesting relationship with pickles in my life. Growing up I found myself to not really be a fan- found them way too green and bitter for my liking then some sort of switch hit in both my brain and tastebuds and I instantly became team pickle. Loved pickles on pickles. Relish on hot dogs. The whole 9 tickled my fancy and it's been that way ever since to the point of me even eating a pickle spear whenever offered one. Now as much as I do love them...you simply CANNOT have a pickle cut that thick on a burger I'm still reeling from that. Team thin-cut pickle for life.