Newest Heated Barstool Rivalry From Wild Beach Challenge: Dana B Vs. Spider

The second episode (watch below) of Barstool vs. America dropped last night...

...and we got our second TEAM CHALLENGE: Beach Ball Pit.

This challenge looked simple, but the sun was just exploding off of the white sand, and the plastic balls were scalding hot… this was a grueling challenge. Not to mention the fucking wind…

But the biggest obstacle in this challenge was Spider, in the way of Dana and the blue team. Before the challenge began, Spider learned every fucking rule and took it to his advantage…

…even with a spill out of the gates…

…but he made up for it after taking a late 3-2 lead after falling down 0-2 early. I actually thought this wild catch of a frisbee from Glenny Balls was going to be "the moment" of the challenge…

However, in the end, it was Dana B. with the last laugh and his now-famous "suck my dick" moment.

Because of that, he gets the NVP (Nooners Valuable Player)…

EPISODE 2 NVP: Dana B.
EPISODE 1 NVP: Spider

The honorable mention? The sun.

Put some fucking sunscreen on, bro.