I Finally Told The Story Of The Time I Apprehended Lil Dicky

We did a fast good bracket today that Jeff D. Lowe did an awesome job of putting together. One of the establishments we touched on was Sheetz and it got my ol' memory jogging back to the 2008. It was my senior year of college and I made a trip down to the University of Richmond to visit my buddy Alex. He was hosting a party that weekend and I'd never been down that way, so I figured why not? Well, we had ourselves quite a night, but the mood quickly changed when I noticed a skinny freshman leaving the party with some of my friend's property.

Now I walk a pretty straight line and never really lie. But in case my haters (of which there are many, and I love them all) don't believe me, Lil Dicky has confirmed.

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