What you missed this week on Barstool Breakfast because you didn't get your ass out of bed.

Actually, he's not.

He was on Barstool Breakfast last week promoting his straight-to-video movie, Guest House… And he insinuated that our producer Pat was a Jewish cokehead… Little does he know that Pat is an Irish alcoholic.

Willie and I also interviewed a 20-year-old Indonesian rapper who makes more money than any of us will ever see, and we had the Borelli's on to cater Gentleman's Friday, which just so happened to fall on a very laid back National Chianti Day.

(Mr. Borelli is in the back, by the pizza oven.)

Listeners ask for me to list the wines we drink on Fridays, but I rarley remember to do it. So here is a shot of this week's victims, ranked 1 to 4. All of them retail for $35 or lower (the Bartoni is maybe 12 bucks)..

The Ruffino Gold was top of the food chain this time around.

This shortened week has no guests and Friday is 9/11, so we are going to open up the phone lines to get peoples' reflections on what happened that day and what has happened since… Seems like the anniversary has fallen off the front pages of New York newspapers, and it took a lot of bitching before the Museum and Memorial Committee agreed to run those Tributes In Light again this year, but my show will never forget.

Barstool Breakfast is from 8-10 AM every weekday on Sirius Channel 85 and 833-85-STOOL is the line to call.

Have a great week, and take a report.

-Large