From The Windooooooow: Unlocking The Secrets Of Pick-Up Artists To Demonstrate Seduction Techniques From My Third Story Window

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This week I packed up my entire apartment but made sure to leave out the one book every home should have: The Game, by Neil Strauss which gives you secrets to talking to women in the least creepy possible way from a window during a global pandemic. I think we could all learn a lesson here. Enjoy.