I Have Hired Someone To Start Using My Brain For Me

So we all know I had a rough go of things in 2019.  Thank god I dismantled the Saugus Noodle earlier this week or 2019 would have been L after L after L.

But before said dismantling, I decided I was done using my brain.  Your first thought is undoubtedly “But WSD you don’t use your brain anyways you fat midget!” and you’d be making a great argument.  2019 got so bad at one point that I thought it’d be a good idea to hire a manager/brain/thinker.  Just someone who makes every decision for me, because every decision I made in 2019 was a bad one: I was constantly fucking up mundane details and was immediately in Dente’s dog house.

So that’s why I fired up the bat signal on Twitter and decided to hire someone to become my ipso facto brain for me.  Just a person that steps in any time I’m about to do something stupid and makes me stop before I dig myself into a deeper hole.  Basically someone who just thinks for me so I don’t have to.

PS – still pissed Chief refused to let me hire Emily.  She would have been perfect.  Loved everything about her in a totally not creepy way.  That girl’s going places, a real rising star in the thinking industry IMO