Jumping Through Tables Is A Skill Not Everyone Possesses

With the Browns hosting the Bills I’m pretty shocked we didn’t get north of 1,000 videos of tables getting demolished today. But that might be because tables are either getting substantially smaller OR Browns fans don’t want it as badly as Bills fans. For years now we’ve been watching Bills Mafia shatter table after table with ease and aplomb, raising the level of difficulty with each passing Sunday. And now we see Cleveland of all places failing to live up to the gold standard. If anything Cleveland feels like Buffalo south. Irish Cousins of sorts. You’d think they’d take to jumping through tables like ducks taking to water. But no, as the visual proof shows these tables reject these imposters, swatting them away like prime Mutombo.