I've Been Officially Murdered By The Chicago Cubs Part 3

Everything about this sucks. Even that video I made. I’m loud, obnoxious, missed the Kimbrel homeruns and all that. It’s soul crushing stuff to be around physically and if I look like I’m falling apart it’s because I am.

That said.

We got a game today and I did the math. Turns out the Cubs can still win the division go to the playoffs. All they need to do is win the last 7 games of the season and they should be fine.

In all seriousness though you can’t blame a guy for getting hammered while watching the 2019 Cubs. Probably responsible for more inflated addictions than any team in baseball history. How’s that for a record?

Everyone can kiss my ass.

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