Tommy's Thursday Thoughts: Vol. 33 - Awkward Moments With Cashiers

-Is a recycling bin itself recyclable? If not, they should practice what they preach.

-When a telemarketer is off duty and gets a call from another telemarketer, I wonder what their reaction is. Do they answer and bond over the grind of having to call people and get hung up on all day? Or do they also get annoyed and then take a moment to self-reflect and wonder what they’re doing with their lives?

-The person who invented “knock, knock” jokes obviously did not have a door peephole.

-Whenever you get handed your bag at a fast food place, it’s very common to check and make sure your order is correct right in front of the worker’s face. I wonder if they ever take this as an insult and think “Hey what the fuck dude?”

-On the other side of that, whenever a store checks my bills to make sure they’re not counterfeit, I kind of sit there and think “Hey what the fuck dude?”

-My take on this has upset the nap community, but if you can take a nap, you’re a dumb person. I’m way too smart to take naps. My mind is too active and can’t turn off. Blessing and a curse.

-If I was a waiter, here’s a funny thing I would do. Let’s say someone orders a burger and says “Hold the tomato.” When I give them their food, I’d hand them their burger and be holding a tomato in my hand. They’ll look confused. I’ll say “Well you said HOLD the tomato.” It will lead to raucous laughter, maybe a round of applause, and a guaranteed 22% tip.

-There are two  types of people in this world – People who correctly pronounce “mozzarella” and uncultured swine

-I still often wonder what the Krabby Patty secret formula is.

-This is Volume 33 of Tommy’s Thursday Thoughts. 33 has always been my favorite number. The reason is that when I was younger, I just could not pronounce it correctly. I would say “Toity twee” like some kind of idiot. But it was undeniably cute and I’ve had a fondness for the number ever since.

Guest Thought Of The Week

From Vibbs

-When I go to a concert, I don’t like when the musician has the crowd sing the lyrics. It never sounds good, and I didn’t pay to hear the crowd swing.

Audience Thought Of The Week

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From @mpurd10 on Instagram

-Occasional sneezing would make actors more realistic in movies.

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