BREAKING: There Is No Town Ordinance, Stu Feiner "Smoked Five Bowls" And Made The Whole Thing Up

Folks, we've been bamboozled. Stu 'The Source" Feiner called into Breakfast this morning and admitted that he made the whole thing up. There is no town ordinance preventing him from yelling 'EAT ASS, LICK CLIT, FUCK, I WILL KILL YOUR BOOKMAKER' until after 9am. In his words, he did it because he was "incredibly high." Which seems like a pretty valid excuse to me. Well played, Stu. We forgive you. Ready to roll. Ready to roll. READY to roll.