Answer The Internet With Gabriel Iglesias
Quick legend on ATI today. I think everyone knows Gabriel Iglesias, he’s a memorable figure, but I don’t think most people realize how famous he is. Dude’s been doing arenas and like 20,000 person shows for over a decade. He’s a monster of the comedy game and now he’s popping by the Barstool green room to answer the internet.
Would you rather have a girlfriend who laughs at everything or laughs at nothing is the marquee question and for me it’s an easy one. You gotta go nothing. Sure, it’ll hurt your feelings when you’re along and you think you knocked one out of the park but I’m superficial and only care what other people think. You under the impression that your friends love the gal who’s cackling the entire dinner? Of course not, you’ll be shunned. But the girlfriend who doesn’t laugh? She’s mysterious as hell. You think Posh Spice and Emily Ratjakowski laugh? Fuck no, that shit creates smile lines. Laughing at things is for ugly girls, cool chicks beat your head in with silence.