Would You Rather Prove Ghosts Are Real Or Prove Aliens Are Real?

KFC 5/28/2019 9:30 PM

My man Chad Daniels here has the right idea. Prove aliens exist and the world as you know it fundamentally ceases to exist. Every over the top evangelical asshole takes the ultimate L. Every literal holier than thou dickhead who’s ever been preachy and judgy because of the Bible is like “hmmm wait that actually WAS all made up, huh?” Sure, you may also ruin the lives of plenty of regular religious people who just like something to believe in, but whatever fuck them. Small price to pay to deliver the killshot to any religious zealot out there.

We also talked about sacrificing one child to ensure the other is a super star athlete, bringing one person back from the dead, and living in one fictional crew from TV.

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