Barstool Sports Science: Who Is The Ideal Athlete For The Office Mile?

After determining a full mile around the Barstool office is 14.8 laps, Marty Mush got up from his desk and ran mile in 7:43. Considering Mush was in jeans and had just eaten a full bowl of Mac n Cheese, this is an impressive feat of determination. But what kind of an athlete would it take to break Mush’s new office record? Barstool Sports Science investigates.