Sean Strong

Last week, my roommate and co-worker Hot Sean traveled to Arizona and Tampa Florida for a luxurious spring break. Although I could not be with him, I was able to follow his journey. From what I thought would be a relaxing vacation for him turned out to be a war zone. Sean was at Arizona State University fighting against what I thought was a hickey, was really just a rash. To make this vacation more gruesome, Sean got shipped to Tampa to fight ISIS while consuming fruit that hadn’t been ripe for hours.

I didn’t want to bother him on vacation, so I threw him a surprise welcome home celebration. Not only did he come home in his combat vest, but he also came back alive. Thank you, Hot Sean, for helping me do the dishes at home, and for keeping this country clean. I’ll see you tonight bro.