White Sox Dave Teaches A 12 Year Old How To Throw A Curveball
Sniffle sniffle. You smell that? That’s the smell of little league coaches across the country simultaneously shitting their pants after this random group of 12 year olds learned the White Sox Dave hook piece.
Can’t wait for Dente to get an email from some random mom in a few months:
“Dear Dente,
My son needs a new UCL because some short, overweight internet blogger named White Sox Dave taught him how to throw a curve ball. Not appropriate! You need to pay for all of his medical bills or you will be hearing from our house counsel.
Looking forward to your response,
Dianne”
It also spurned the idea that Carl and I want to coach a little league team. Really fucking grill kids like they’re in BUDS training every time they fuck up. Teach them how to be men. Shit like that. So if you’re the mother or father in Chicagoland and have a 12-14 year old son who wants to learn how to slide cleats up, ear hole hitters after giving up dingers, snap off knee shattering hooks and be a true grinder baller, send me an email wsd@barstoolsports.com
Carl and I are banking a ton of interviews for Red Line Radio this week. Rick Hahn, Carson Fulmer, Ryan Burr, Dylan Cease, Seby Zavala, Daniel Palka and a few more guys are all lined up. Loaded week.
Full video coming out later this week