Things You Missed - The Super Bowl Halftime Conspiracy THEY Don't Want You To Know About

I find it strange that when you ask people about their favorite Super Bowl halftime show, 99% of them will tell you it’s the Janet Jackson nipple slip. But, why? Seeing a boob is always great, but there have been some incredible halftime shows since. Prince playing Purple Rain outside in a down pour, Bruno Mars bringing it with an extended drum solo, and Tom Petty simply being on stage in 2008. Fuck it, I would even throw in Katy Perry’s halftime performance as an adequate halftime memory based solely on the fact she rode a massive electronic tiger. Left Shark was lame. We’ve all had to have seen a plethora of better nipples since that faithful night in February of 2004, so shouldn’t we have all moved on? OR, maybe, just maybe THEY don’t want us to move on?