Tommy Smokes And Smitty Have A "Presidential Off" And HOLY HELL HOW DOES TOMMY WRITE LIKE THAT
First off, who holds a “Presidential Off” where two individuals sit down and try to write out as many US Presidents as possible in 3 min? I’m not sure, either. But it happened, dammit. It happened. In fact, Tommy and I were so anxious to get our Millard Fillmore on that we were initially going to do it for the love of the game without any cameras. Embarrassing, I know, but that was until Frankie Borelli stopped us in our tracks and asked, “What in the fuck are you doing?”. Relax, Chappy. If the Coli were anything special it would’ve been knighted by Woodrow Wilson in his prime.
We can argue the semantics of just how much losers we both are right I was in naming more Presidents than Tommy Smokes. Apparantly some people think President Reagan never went by “Ron” and they can also fat shame my good pal “Willy” Taft. Sad! However, the biggest takeway from all of this is that Tommy Smokes chooses to use the “Moose Knuckle” technique of writing:
Hey, I’m not hating what gets the job done. Ty Cobb had an unorthodox batting stance and is one of the greatest hitters of all-time. That grip just can’t be heathly. It’s perplexing more than anything. honestly never seen something like it in my life and, quite frankly, I don’t want to see it ever again.
Tommy needs to sell that writer’s hoof back to the Devil where it came from and go back to being that innocent kid who gets a rush out of the storm closing in Fornite.