KFC Radio: YP Returns to the Show and Compares Old Porn Stars to Allen Iverson

A man can be an artist… in anything. Food, whatever. It depends on how good he is at it. YP’s art is making sports and porn analogies. And every time he comes on KFC Radio he paints a masterpiece. I mean this sincerely, theres is nobody better on this planet at comparing sports and sex. Its uncanny. Truly remarkable that every excited convo he has with himself about porn starts off with me going “holy shit he’s talking about George Mikan where is he going with this?” and next thing you know he makes this eloquent thoughtful statement and it makes perfect sense. Everything is so crystal clear and you’ll either never look at your favorite athlete or your favorite porn star the same way again.

Also, is it OK to masturbate with Ashes on your forehead? And who would win in a fight – all the rats in New York City vs all the pigeons in New York City? Download now.