KFC Radio: Bow Wow, Jon Taffer, and One Chip to Rule Them All

I was flat-out stunned listening to this voicemail and it’s perhaps the most dangerous thing in the world. Because what if you like it? What if you decide to step outside for your comfort zone for this girl and it turns out you’ve never been so turned on in your entire life? Then what? You’ve gotta take a very serious look in the mirror after that and decide what the future holds in store for you.

Are you going to marry this girl now? Risk breaking up with her then having to explain to a future partner that what really revs your engine is serial killer tapes? Or do you just pretend you didn’t love it and never experience that level of ecstasy ever again?

It’s a tough call, but that’s why you don’t even attempt it and never have to worry about it. Just pick a safe fetish, like anal or something, that everyone has and live your life amongst normal people rather than being exiled to the land of superfreaks and anonymous Craigslist posts?