Daily Mail - How Many Times Do You Think The Queen of England Has Had Sex?
BBC – A BBC Radio 4 show broadcast on the Queen’s 90th birthday that included jokes about her sex life was in “serious breach” of editorial guidelines, the BBC Trust has ruled. The episode of Don’t Make Me Laugh, which sees comedians discuss topics without causing the audience to chuckle, went out on 21 April. It included the subject “The Queen must have had sex at least four times.” The BBC received over 100 complaints and apologised the following day.
BBC is in hot water because they said the Queen fucked 4 times. I guess she has 4 kids so they know she’s fucked 4 times. Question is how many times do you think she did? Shes such a crotchety old bitch I wouldnt be surprised if it was just 4 times. I mean sure she had her day. In her prime back in like 1872 she might have been a royal princess or some shit doing coke and getting down. But I dont think so. I feel like this old bird had sex strictly to pro create. Strictly to keep the Crown. Nothing else.
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