Everbody Is Awful: Vanity Plates

Highlights from this week's episode, Awful Vanity Plates:

"Thank god I don't work behind that DMV desk, because no plates would get through. No matter what they brought in: Nope. No. That stinks. Leave. Get out of here. That's dumb. Nobody is gonna laugh at that. No one knows what that means. That's an inside joke. I don't give a shit what sports team you like. I don't care what movie you like. You're not getting any of that." 7:11)

"This guy saw a 40 year old man driving around LA, and his license plate said '4pleasr.'' (7:55)

"A guy with a Porsche has the plate 'AAWSUM,' because some other asshole in this state must of had a different version of 'awesome.' So there's TWO assholes in Virginia with this."  (13:50)

"If someone did that, If someone parked their nice car taking up two spots so no one would scratch it? I used to park my shitty Honda Accord within an inch of that car. I would get out the passenger door, I didn't give a shit. You know how mad that person must have been when they came out and saw me parked that close to their Porsche?" (18:20) 

"My ex-girlfriend was a vegan, I used to eat a big juicy steak in front of her without a care in the world. She would even say, you know where that steak comes from, right? Oh yea, I know. That cow that was just minding its' own business? I know exactly where it came from. (35:58)

Next episode drops Monday,