Ellie Schnitt is Kirk Minihane's Adopted Daughter Now And They Hate the Same People

Schnitt Talk host Ellie Schnitt accepted Kirk Minihane's adoption offer on Thursday's episode of the Kirk Minihane Show, shattering the myth that Minihane is just causing trouble for his Barstool colleagues.

"I don't hate it," Schnitt said when Minihane offered to be her new Barstool father.

Schnitt is now required to hate all of the people Minihane hates and in return Minihane will tell her about the weather and his bowel movements.

Also on today's show: Minihane is triggered by a Boston Globe columnist's interview on public radio regarding Jeff Epstein and Antonion Brown, WBUR's Jim Braude joins the show for a surprise interview, and the gang prepares for the First Annual Steve Robinson Hot Dog Eating Contest. (T-shirts available here)

Plus, the stakes are now higher than ever for Blind Mike's FreeSportsbookPick.com Pick of the Week: If he's right, Minihane will record an embarrassing audio drop of Mike's choosing.

Will Mike have to read another incestuous script or will he get a chance for revenge on his boss?