Marty Mush Got Laid By Somebody Who Pretended He Was Her Second Cousin

Kayce Smith 2/20/2019 4:05 PM

Marty Mush Didn't Know His Bird Could Fly Like That

I know we’re not supposed to throw around the “must listen/watch/read” too much around here. But the Marty Mush hour of #CCK today falls under the category of must listen. Trust me.

Kevin and Feits had to step out to do an interview for KFC Radio, so I brought in Marty for a little one-on-one. To be honest, I didn’t expect what was coming. I truly walked away realizing how much I love this man.

UNC/Duke is tonight, but it took us 30 minutes to get to that. Why? Marty decided to divulge his most recent dating story. And folks, if you’re into story lines… this is 1000% for you. There was even some second cousin role playing. Really. It’s perfect entertainment.

Oh and he put his bird into concussion protocol last night, tells people he owns his mother’s house and we dive into his gambling woes. It’s worth every second.

Marty Mush to the fucking moon.