MUST LISTEN: Security Guard Reuben Stopped By Barstool Breakfast And Absolutely Lit The Room On Fire
We’ve done 132 episodes of Barstool Breakfast and I can confidently say that no guest has been as hilarious, entertaining, and enthralling as Security Guard Reuben. For those of you who don’t know his story, he quit his job as security at HQ one day shy of his one year anniversary after his boss said he couldn’t smoke on the job. Since then he’s been MIA floating around Harlem doing God knows what. Today, we were lucky enough to have him stop by Barstool Breakfast to chat with Willie and Large to address the rumors surrounding his untimely departure and he absolutely lit the room on fire. The guy was an open book. He told us his life story. He was a crack head, a DJ, had a dance named after him, played basketball under the name Windex, was a Fire Safety Director, you name it, he’s done it. He also challenged Hank to Rough N Rowdy and called out Francis and Liz for reasons unknown. I could sit here and transcribe the entire interview but it wouldn’t do it justice. You just have to listen to it. Security Guard Reuben: Living Legend.