Strippers Give The Most Heartwarming Prayer Of 2018 About Needing New Asses

Lest we forget, ask and it will be given unto you.

You know what? I need a new ass too. My ass stinks! I’m sick and tired of having an ass that is merely 2.1 Balls. I want a 4.4 Balls ass or better!

And all God’s people said….