This Kid Peeing While His Dad Proposes To His Mom May Be The Perfect Internet Video

I don’t know if its human nature or the fact I’ve been at Barstool for a while now, but there truly is nothing as great as watching someone else’s best laid plans go up in smoke right in front of their face. That guy thought he had that proposal completely figured out. He had the perfect spot, no randos nearby, nice weather, someone to record everything, and the most important people in their lives there for the big moment. All the dominoes for a perfect proposal video were set up and that kid knocked them all over with his piss.

I had to insert one of those videos because it just does something to the human soul

As someone that lived through that little rite of passage and slice of abject horror, I can’t even blame any of the three people in that proposal for not noticing what was going on. Once you see someone drop to one knee and pull out a ring, everything goes quiet for a second like the Omaha Beach scene in Saving Private Ryan. It doesn’t matter if you are the proposer, proposee, or someone watching/recording it all go down. Life goes on mute once that happens. Unfortunately, the only people that don’t fall victim to this phenomenon are 5 year olds that will grip it and piss it at a moment’s notice no matter where they are. I know people say that rain on your wedding day is a good omen. But I have to believe someone pissing 2 feet away from you during your recorded proposal is a bad omen at absolute best. It may not be the funniest video and don’t you DARE call it fake. But it’s so perfectly internet and I love every second of it.

Also I texted our Editor-In-Chief to make sure that I wasn’t violating any rules before posting this. We are all good since the kid’s nether-regions were clearly blurred out. I don’t know if I still could have posted the video if there was no blur out. Then again, what kind of sick son of a bitch would post a young kid’s dick uncensored on Barstool Sports anyway?