Arrested Development Season 5 Just Got An Official Trailer And A Release Date
Lets fucking roll baby! You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy than inside the walls of the Bluth family and I for one cannot be more excited that they are about to be back in our lives. Lindsay has YUGE political aspirations, Buster has a Luke Skywalker robot hand, Maeby has Quicksilver’s hair, Tobias has the finest rug you can buy from Morrie’s Wigs, and the rest of the gang is just as fucked up as when we left them. That last part of that sentence is the most important part of this entire blog. The entire cast is #back for Season 5, which wasn’t really the case during Season 4 when some of the cast members other projects caused a piece mail shooting and, lets be honest, a shitty season especially for Arrested Development standards. By the sound of things, the geniuses that make the show tried to remedy that by remixing that trash and releasing a much better season on Friday.
Speaking of casting, I hope we have at least one Carl Weathers cameo. I need him back in my life ASAP.
I’m sure some people will hate that Season 5 will be released right after Memorial Day, when summer hours begin, the weather is nice and its officially #WhitePantsSZN. But as somebody that is house-locked with a kid for the foreseeable future, the sooner I can consume the fuck outta this show to tune out the baby screaming in my ear, the better.
Obligatory Chicken Dance Montage
And of course Gob’s best moments.
P.S. Please don’t fuck this up guys. One bad season due to extenuating circumstances is one thing. But two bad seasons in a row is a Simpsons Season 10+ red flag. Then again, seasons 1-3 of Arrested Development can hold their own against any comedy show ever. The fact that Season 4 was discombobulated by other projects and somehow came out FIVE (5) years ago has me believing that everything will be gucci.