Ben Simmons Has Gone Zero White Thirty, Joel Embiid Is Calling Out Every Team Under The Sun, LET'S GET IT ON #HereTheyCome

It’s time. Even though Joel Embiid isn’t playing and I guarantee Ben Simmons shoots out an IG the second the game is done, The Process begins its completion tonight. 1 of 16 starts tonight. Meaningful playoff basketball has returned to South Philly. Let’s. Go. #HereTheyCome

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