Is James Comey An Idiot?

Former FBI Director James Comey of course has his tell-all book coming out next week. He’s making the rounds, hyping the book, doing the damn thing. On one hand, he was fired and therefore may be out for some vengeance. On the other, he’s the former FBI Director and widely respected in his field. There’s more credibility to this Trump tell-all book than many of the others we’ve seen.

The juiciest excerpts thus far are about the dossier claiming Trump ordered Russian hookers to pee on each other and to defile the Moscow bed that the Obamas slept in, which Francis desperately wants to be true. Here’s another interesting little tidbit, and some insight, from Comey.

Comey: “And then [Trump] says something that distracted me because he said, you know, ‘If there’s even a one percent chance my wife thinks that’s true, that’s terrible. And I remember thinking, ‘How could your wife think there’s a one percent chance you were with prostitutes peeing on each other in Moscow?’ I’m a flawed human being, but there is literally zero chance that my wife would think that was true. So, what kind of marriage to what kind of man does your wife think (that) there’s only a 99 percent chance you didn’t do that?”

Is James Comey a fucking idiot? Buddy, you really think Melania Trump only thinks there’s a 1% chance this is true? What? The guy had porn stars spanking him with his own magazine covers. The guy rides around on buses with Billy Bush detailing how cool it is that rich, famous guys can just grab hot chicks by their vaginas. But you think the person who knows him best, who spends the most time with him, his wife, shares such a sanctimonious relationship with the Trumpster that this story couldn’t possibly be true? Maybe only 1%?

What an idiot. The former FBI Director is supposed to know shit. He’s supposed to be acutely aware. He’s supposed to be smart. Savvy. Yet he’s this far off on understand the Donald Trump/Melania relationship?

Oh and he also thought, despite being this freakishly tall…

…that he could simply blend in with the West Wing curtains?

I fear James Comey may be an idiot.