Kim And Kanye Wore Matching "Just Married" Leather Jackets And I Just Puked Everywhere

You know what the worst part about this is? Those jackets right there, they probably cost 10 grand each. They’re worth more than my life. And at this point I don’t even know if I hate Kanye or Kim more. I loathe Kim, but Kanye has turned into the biggest pussy in the world. Disgusting.

At least Will Smith’s kid got invited and wore something totally normal. Oh wait, just kidding, he wore pajamas and pretended he was a character from “Where the Wild Things Are”

PS

I love Joe Francis’s wife.