My Internet Has Been Down For Hours: What Song Did I Listen To Three Times While It Was Down?

Incredible.

Seriously. What a choice by me. 80 million views for this classic. I’ve never seen the video until just a minute ago but it’s beyond moving. Coming home from a long deployment and seeing your wife tits nearly dangling in another fellas mouth when you’ve been jackin it to the image of those same breasts in your mental bank for the better part of a year. (spank bank) Tragic.

Next thing you know, you are riding through a field and chuggin whiskey and cryin your eyes out like a little bitch but then you think about it and crying is actually ok. I give crying 4.2 Balls. You cant hold that stuff in forever. So, you let out some guttural wails. You never thought you’d be worse off emotionally after coming home than you were at war, but that’s sadly the reality.

Bonus song to put you in your feels.