Anthony Davis Shaved His Unibrow, I Don't Know What To Believe In Anymore

Of all the terrible things that could’ve happened in the world today, this has to be right at the top of the list. Anthony Davis no longer has his unibrow, meaning he no longer has his nickname, meaning he now longer has an identity. AD woke up this morning and decided he wanted to erase the smile off the Mona Lisa. Up is down, fish are swimming in the skies, birds are drowning in the depths of the seas, I have no idea what to believe anymore.

What truly bothers me about this is it’s AD’s sixth season in the NBA. 7 straight years of having his unibrow in the national spotlight. And NOW he shaves it? What the heck, pal? Why not, I don’t know, his whole life? Why not right before the Draft? Why not use the delightful Dr. Carver’s Shave Butter from our pals at Dollar Shave Club to execute this butchering? This has been a tumultuous NBA season to say the least between the injuries and the secret tunnel fights, but nothing has shaken me to my core quite like this. This is like Barry Bonds waking up one morning and deciding he’s going to hit righty from here on out. Like sure it may work by why mess with a good thing?

I hope Anthony Davis is ok. A move like this out of the clear blue sky could only be one of two things: an ad deal OR a desperate cry for help. Let’s all pray that it’s the former during this high holy weekend.