Quick Shifts 3/30: Crosby Is A Wizard And Some Emergency Backup Goalie Magic

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Like I said in the video, Sidney Crosby is just exhausting at this point. It’s impossible to get excited over every single ridiculous goal this man scores if he’s going to be doing this shit on a nightly basis.

And as for Scott Foster? Well first, make sure to read Chief’s blog from the game last night. Secondly, I’m going to be spending the rest of my day writing the screenplay for the Scott Foster Movie. Hopefully I can put on in the Chernin Group’s earhole to green light the project. I’m thinking Miracle on Ice meets The Mighty Ducks meets Slapshot meets Like Mike. By the way–Like Mike? Grossly underrated movie. The fact that Lil Bow Wow didn’t win an Oscar still baffles me to this day.

Scores From Around The League Last Night, Thursday 3/29:

  • Penguins 4 @ Devils 3 (OT) — PIT -130
  • Red Wings 6 @ Sabres 3 — DET +100
  • Lightning 2 @ Bruins 4 — BOS -125
  • Panthers 2 @ Senators 3 (OT) — OTT +146
  • Sharks 3 @ Predators 5 — NSH -147
  • Stars 2 @ Wild 5 — MIN -160
  • Jets 2 @ Blackhawks 6 — CHI +155
  • Blue Jackets 5 @ Flames 1 — CBJ -176
  • Oilers 1 @ Canucks 2 — VAN +115
  • Coyotes 2 @ Kings 4 — LAK -285

NHL Schedule Tonight, Friday 3/30:

  • Hurricanes +173 @ Capitals -205 (7pm)
  • Lightning -163 @ Rangers +143 (7pm)
  • Maple Leafs -165 @ Islanders +145 (7pm)
  • Blackhawks +172 @ Avalanche -205 (9pm)
  • Kings +113 @ Ducks -133 (10pm)
  • Blues +130 @ Golden Knights -154 (10:30pm)

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