Giancarlo Stanton Homers In His First At Bat As A Member of the New York Yankees

Anyone else having fun yet? I mean what a moment. J.A. Happ thought he was flying high as a kite after striking out Aaron Judge in the first. Well, unfortunately for Mr. Happ there was a cyborg awaiting next at the plate. The Yankees scouting report said Happ “Loves His Fastball” and they were not wrong. A 92 mph fastball left over the plate was almost insulting to Giancarlo. I swear he didn’t even put effort into the swing. I put more effort in lifting my chair I’m sitting on than that swing. What a joke, what a moment. It’s the Yankees world and everyone is just living in it. I’m shaking after that start.

Jesus Christ