Corey Feldman Says He was Stabbed While in His Car by the 'Wolfpack.' LAPD Begs to Differ

SourceCorey Feldman has been released from the hospital, hours after checking himself in following what he claims was an attempted homicide.

The Los Angeles Police Department tells DailyMail.com that Feldman was released early Wednesday morning, shortly after he shared two posts detailing an attack that he believes almost cost him his life.

The actor, 46, wrote on Twitter that he was sitting in his car on Tuesday night and while his security detail was distracted by a group of men an individual opened his door and stabbed him with ‘something.’

Feldman also claimed on Twitter that this attack was the work of the ‘wolfpack,’ a group of powerful Hollywood players that he believes have been trying to kill him in order to get revenge after he named a number of alleged pedophiles in the movie industry. …

There were no visible injuries on Feldman’s body according to [an LAPD] Officer.

I’m not about to sit here and automatically assume that Corey Feldman is making this up. Just because he has a long history of erratic behavior, spent a lot of time with an off-the-rails Michael Jackson as a kid, adopted Hugh Hefner as a father figure and gave the world this:

Is no reason to trust his veracity now. It is quite possible that Hollywood’s most powerful people are so threatened by his explosive truth bombs tearing down their empires that they ordered a code red on him.  And that in a daring, perfectly coordinated attack, they distracted his crack team of loyal body guards just long enough for an assailant to strike. And that Corey was able to thwart the attack just well enough to survive, get to the hospital and post the all-important Tweets that have left decent, law-abiding citizens everywhere so shook.

Of course, the lack of a wound of any kind does give me pause. That is the first rule they teach you at the Police Academy: “When someone claims they’ve been stabbed, look for a puncture wound of some sort. And if you don’t find one, doubt the story,” or words to that effect. The same holds true for shootings, strangulations, punches, Pink Bellies, Nurples or getting attacked in the Conservatory with the Candlestick. So this is obviously going to make this case a tough one to crack.

Then there’s this common Internet theory:

The best we can do is hope the would-be assassin is caught. And that he sings, so we know who put him up to this heinous attempt on a great actor’s life. Also, let’s use this once again as proof that being a child star is not the surest path to a normal, well-adjusted adulthood. Here’s hoping the parents of the Stranger Things kids are paying attention.

@jerrythornton1

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