Playing Video Games Online Got Me A New Best Friend From Denmark And He Knows True Love
A true love story straight from Denmark starts at 2:27:50 above
Today I’d like all the gaming haters to take a lap, sit n’ spin, and pound sand into eternal bolivian. VIDEO GAMES BRING US ALL TOGETHER YOU FUCKS! I made a new best friend from Denmark last night who’s a hilariously accented Chef AND the most romantic man I’ve ever met.
I thought I loved him based off his one liners and Fortnite skills alone, but then he had to go and tell everyone on Twitch how he met his girl too. The one who cooks for him while he plays games and lets him Squad up with us until 4 am Denmarkian time. Folks I’m talking about true love…
Bloods is right. You DON’T have to hunt for love. Love will hunt you down. Like a Liam Neeson in the night it will find yew, and I know this to be true based off my stream last night. Where else can you mess around for 5 hours and international BFFs? Not to mention stone cold assassins…
I say this with no hyperbole whatsoever but Bloods and Big Tuna are 2 of my Top 5 best friends in the world right now. I spend more time with them than anyone on Earth and feeling the thrill of Victory Royale when we win is unlike anything in this cosmos.
If you love Fortnite too then you understand completely. If you don’t, then why are you still reading this? You’re dumb!
Speaking of which Beat The Blockhead is coming back TOMORROW at 11 am on Twitch. It’s going to be a Hardos vs Harvard edition with Smitty + Carrabis teaming up to take on Riggs + Francis. Submit your Round 3 trivia questions through the Twitch chat for a chance to win free Barstool swag.
And you can find Corporal Blockhead Smitty back on the Fortnite sticks tonight at 7 PM…
The SCUBA Squad will be waiting
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