Sticking Your Face In Another Person's Private Parts Right In Front Of Your Girlfriend Is A RISKY Move

That has to be the most reckless video in the history of the internet, right? It doesn’t matter how cool your girlfriend is or if you are getting a playful dance from a girl, a guy, or a transgender dancer. You cannot, I repeat CANNOT, let your face go near the crotch of someone else when your girl is anywhere near you. It’s suicide Benny! I don’t care if it’s all just for fun or that the Pink Panther song is a shockingly erotic song that somehow gets all the erogenous zones working in sync like the Packers offense running the famous Lombardi Power Sweep.

Poor Vince has no idea what the fuck he is doing in this blog

The only way any of this makes sense is if this guy gets off at getting mollywhopped by his girlfriend in front of a huge crowd of people. I’m not saying that’s right or wrong either. Whatever floats your boat and gets your rocks off. I’m sure Feitelberg has admitted that rabbit punches to the head are the bees knees in the back catalog of KFC Radio. The rush of embarrassment mixed with the first hint of a concussion probably makes orgasming seem like peasant shit to people like that. Me? I keep my head, both of them, where they supposed to be. Hoes’ll get you sidetracked, then clapped from close feet. Jay-Z said that, so you know it’s true, even though that infamous elevator video from a few years tells me he didn’t listen to his own advice. But the fact remains the guy in this strip tease video asked “Can I live” and his girl answered with a resounding “No”.

Now take us away, Jigga.