Kevin Love Is Hockey Tough.... NOT!!!
El. Oh. El.
Kevin Love. What a baby back bitch. Uhhhhh hey, bud. It’s called Spittin’ Chiclets. Ever heard of it? Guy gets one little tooth knocked out and he calls it a night? Kevin Love is like a nice, warm, freshly baked chocolate chip cookie coming straight out of the oven. Because the man is soft as shit.
Hockey players quite literally go out on the ice looking to lose teeth during the game. The “hockey smile” is worn like a badge of honour. Just look at Sean Couturier for example.
You think he cares about a few missing teeth? Hell no. Put those suckers under his pillow and as soon as the tooth fairy showed up, he dropped his gloves and beat the shit out of her. Does the tooth fairy need enforcers? You’re damn right she does.
But Kevin Love? Well the rumors are swirling that this might even be a career ender for him. Might just hang ‘em up because the dental work is going to be too much for him to handle. Makes me sick to my stomach. A broken tooth is a helluva long way from the heart. But this is just what we’ve come to know from the NBA over the year. More like the N-Me-A.