Do You Have To Thank People Who Text You Happy Birthday?

So as most people know by now my birthday was last week. Being the insanely popular person I am a ton of people wished me happy birthday. I ignored 99% of them. Well apparently I hurt poor little Jared Carribas’s feelings because he complained to me that I never responded to his text. Umm yeah no shit dude. What do you want me to respond “Thank You” to every idiot who wishes me a happy birthday? No fucking chance. You know who thanks every single person who wishes them a happy birthday? People with too much time on their hands that’s who. The only people I respond to are girls who I need an excuse to talk to. Other than that I respond to nobody. I always just assumed nobody does. You want a thank you? Give me a present. No present no thank you. Those are the rules.